1. White & Nerdy (2:50)
2. Pancreas (3:48)
3. Canadian Idiot (2:23)
4. I'll Sue Ya (3:51)
5. Polkarama (4:17)
6. Virus Alert (3:46)

7. Confessions Part III (3:52)
8. Weasel Stomping Day (1:34)
9. Close But No Cigar (3:55)
10. Do I Creep You Out (2:46)
11. Trapped In The Drive Thru (10:51)
12. Don't Download This Song (3:54)

©2006 Volcano Records
Released 09/26/2006

1. Couch Potato (4:18)
2. Hardware Store (3:44)
3. Trash Day (3:11)
4. Party At The Leper Colony (3:37)
5. Angry White Boy Polka (5:03)
6. Wanna B Ur Lover (6:11)

7. A Complicated Song (3:39)
8. Why Does This Always Happen To Me (4:52)
9. Ode To A Superhero (4:52)
10. Bob (2:29)
11. eBAY (3:36)
12. Genius In France (8:56)

©2003 Volcano Records
Released 05/20/2003

1. The Saga Begins (5:28)
2. My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder (3:26)
3. Pretty Fly For A Rabbi (3:02)
4. The Weird Al Show Theme (1:14)
5. Jerry Springer (2:46)
6. Germs (4:38)

7. Polka Power (4:21)
8. Your Horoscope For Today (3:58)
9. It's All About The Pentiums (3:34)
10. Truck Drivin Song (2:27)
11. Grapefruit Diet (3:30)
12. Albequerque (11:22)

©1999 Volcano Records
Released 06/29/1999

1. Amish Paradise (3:20)
2. Everything You Know Is Wrong (3:47)
3. Cavity Search (4:19)
4. Callin In Sick (3:40)
5. Alternative Polka (4:50)
6. Since You've Been Gone (1:22)
7. Gump (2:10)

8. I'm So Sick Of You (3:26)
9. Syndicated Inc. (3:54)
10. I Remember Larry (3:56)
11. Phony Calls (3:22)
12. The Night Santa Went Crazy (4:01)
12. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version) (4:01)

©1996 Volcano Records
Released 03/12/1996

1. Jurassic Park (3:54)
2. Bedrock Anthem (3:40)
3. Frank's 2000" TV (4:05)
4. Achy Breaky Song (3:23)
5. Traffic Jam (4:01)
6. Talk Soup (4:24)

7. Livin In The Fridge (3:35)
8. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime (4:54)
9. Harvey The Wonder Hamster (0:21)
10. Waffle King (4:25)
11. Bohemian Polka (3:38)
12. Young, Dumb And Ugly (4:24)

©1993 Volcano Records
Released 10/12/1993

1. Smells Like Nirvana (3:41)
2. Trigger Happy (3:41)
3. I Can't Watch This (3:27)
4. Polka Your Eyes Out (3:50)
5. I Was Only Kidding (3:30)
6. The White Stuff (2:42)

7. When I Was Your Age (4:35)
8. Taco Grande (3:38)
9. Airline Army (3:50)
10. The Plumbing Song (4:06
11. You Don't Love Me Anymore (14:12)

©1994 Volcano Records
Released 04/14/1992

1. Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies (3:11)
2. Gandhi II (1:00
3. Attack Of The Radioactive Hamster (3:28)
4. Isle Thing (3:37)
5. The Hot Rocks Polka (4:51)
6. UHF (3:52)
7. Spam (2:59)

8. Let Me Be Your Hog (0:17)
9. She Drives Like Crazy (3:41)
10. Generic Blues (4:34)
11. Spatula City (1:07)
12. Fun Zone (1:45)
13. The Biggest Ball Of Twine (6:50)

©1989 Volcano Records
Released 07/25/1989

1. Fat (3:37)
2. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White (5:01)
3. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long (3:37)
4. You Make Me (3:05)
5. I Think I'm A Clone Now (3:15)
6. Lasagna (2:46)

7. Melanie (3:58)
8. Alimony (3:16)
9. Velvet Elvis (4:30)
10. Twister (1:03)
11. Good Old Days (3:21)

©1988 Volcano Records
Released 04/1988

1. Living With A Hernia
2. Dog Eat Dog
3. Addicted To Spuds
4. One Of Those Days
5. Polka Party!

6. Here's Johnny
7. Don't Wear Those Shoes
8. Toothless People
9. Good Enough For Now
10. Christmas At Ground Zero

©1986 Volcano Records
Released 10/1986

1. Like A Surgeon
2. Dare To Be Stupid
3. I Want A New Duck
4. One More Minute
5. Yoda
6. George Of The Jungle

7. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
8. Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
9. This Is The Life
10. Cable TV
11. Hooked On Polkas

©1985 Volcano Records
Released 06/1985

1. Eat It
2. Midnight Star
3. The Brady Bunch
4. Buy Me A Condo
5. I Lost On Jeopardy
6. Polkas On 45

7. Mr. Popeil
8. King Of Suede
9. That Boy Could Dance
10. Theme From Rocky XIII
11. Nature Trail To Hell

©1984 Volcano Records
Released 02/1984

1. Ricky
2. Gotta Boogie
3. I Love Rocky Road
4. Buckingham Blues
5. Happy Birthday
6. Stop Draggin' My Car Around

7. My Bologna
8. The Check's In The Mail
9. Another One Rides The Bus
10. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
11. Such A Groovy Guy
12. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung

©1983 Volcano Records
Released 04/1983