01 COMMANDO

(1:48)

Originally recorded by The Ramones

They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam
From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commandos, involved again
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam, yeah

First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis

They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam
From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commandos, involved again
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam, yeah

First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis

02 TODAY YOUR LOVE, TOMORROW THE WORLD

(2:12)

Originally recorded by The Ramones

I'm a shock trooper in a stupor, yes I am
I'm a nazi schatze ya know I fight for the fatherland
I'm a shock trooper in a stupor, yes I am
I'm a nazi schatze ya know I fight for the fatherland

Little german boy, being pushed around, little german boy, in a german town

I'm a shock trooper in a stupor, yes I am
I'm a nazi schatze ya know I fight for the fatherland, yeah
I'm a shock trooper in a stupor, yes I am
I'm a nazi schatze ya know I fight for the fatherland

Little german boy, being pushed around, little german boy, in a german
Eins-zwei-drei-vier

Today your love, tomorrow the world, today your love, tomorrow the world
Today your love, tomorrow the world, today your love, tomorrow the world
(Today your love [Held long])
Today your love, tomorrow the world, today your love, tomorrow the world
(Tomorrow the world [Held long])
Today your love, tomorrow the world, today your love, tomorrow the world
Today your love, tomorrow the world, today your love, tomorrow the world

03 NOW I WANNA SNIFF SOME GLUE

(1:40)

Originally recorded by The Ramones

Now I wanna sniff some glue, now I wanna have somethin to do
All us kids, we wanna sniff some glue, all us kids, we want somethin to do
Now I wanna sniff some glue, now I wanna have somethin to do
All us kids, we wanna sniff some glue, all us kids, we want somethin to do

Yeah yeah! Come on
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8

Yeah, Now I wanna sniff some glue, now I wanna have somethin to do
All us kids, we wanna sniff some glue, all us kids, we want somethin to do - yeah
Now I wanna sniff some glue, now I wanna have somethin to do
All us kids, we wanna sniff some glue, all us kids, we want somethin to do

Whoa, yeah yeah, yeah!

04 CRETIN HOP

(1:55)

Originally recorded by The Ramones

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin
You gotta keep it beatin' for the hoppin' cretins
Cretin, come on, cretin

Gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl, yeah
My feet won't stoppin, doing the cretin hoppin, yeah
Cretin, cretin

1 - 2 - 3 - 4, cretins wanna hop some more
4 - 5 - 6 - 7, all good cretins go to heaven

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for the hoppin' cretins

Cretin, cretin

Gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl, yeah
My feet won't stoppin, doing the cretin hoppin, yeah
Cretin, cretin

1 - 2 - 3 - 4, cretins wanna hop some more
4 - 5 - 6 - 7, all good cretins go to heaven

05 WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY

(2:20)

Originally recorded by The Ramones

We're a happy family, we're a happy family
We're a happy family, me mom and daddy
We're a happy family, we're a happy family
We're a happy family, me mom and daddy

Siting here in Queens, eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines, gulpin down thorazines
We ain't got no friends, our troubles never end
No christmas cards to send, daddy likes men

Daddy's telling lies, baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills, baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the president, I'm friends with the pope
We're all making a fortune selling daddy's dope

Siting here in Queens, eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines, gulpin down thorazines
We ain't got no friends, our troubles never end
No christmas cards to send, hey, daddy likes men

We're a happy family, we're a happy family
We're a happy family, me mom and daddy
We're a happy family, we're a happy family
We're a happy family, yes me mom and daddy
We're a happy family, me mom and daddy
We're a happy family, me mom and daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family, ha ha ha, oh we're so happy
Happy family! We're a happy family
Me, mom, and daddy!