1. Handy (2:56)
2. Lame Claim To Fame (3:45)
3. Foil (2:23)
4. Sports Song (2:15)
5. Word Crimes (3:43)
6. My Own Eyes (3:41)

7. Now That's What I Call Polka! (4:06)
8. Mission Statement (4:29)
9. Inactive (2:56)
10. First World Problems (3:14)
11. Tacky (2:53)
12. Jackson Park Express (9:05)

©2014 RCA Records
Released 07/15/2014

1. Perform This Way (2:55)
2. CNR (3:22)
3. TMZ (3:40)
4. Skipper Dan (4:01)
5. Polka Face (4:47)
6. Craigslist (4:53)

7. Party In The CIA (2:57)
8. Ringtone (3:25)
9. Another Tattoo (2:50)
10. If That Isn't Love (3:48)
11. Whatever You Like (3:42)
12. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me (5:43)

©2011 Volcano Records
Released 06/21/2011

1. White & Nerdy (2:50)
2. Pancreas (3:48)
3. Canadian Idiot (2:23)
4. I'll Sue Ya (3:51)
5. Polkarama (4:17)
6. Virus Alert (3:46)

7. Confessions Part III (3:52)
8. Weasel Stomping Day (1:34)
9. Close But No Cigar (3:55)
10. Do I Creep You Out (2:46)
11. Trapped In The Drive Thru (10:51)
12. Don't Download This Song (3:54)

©2006 Volcano Records
Released 09/26/2006

1. Couch Potato (4:18)
2. Hardware Store (3:44)
3. Trash Day (3:11)
4. Party At The Leper Colony (3:37)
5. Angry White Boy Polka (5:03)
6. Wanna B Ur Lover (6:11)

7. A Complicated Song (3:39)
8. Why Does This Always Happen To Me (4:52)
9. Ode To A Superhero (4:52)
10. Bob (2:29)
11. eBAY (3:36)
12. Genius In France (8:56)

©2003 Volcano Records
Released 05/20/2003

1. The Saga Begins (5:28)
2. My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder (3:26)
3. Pretty Fly For A Rabbi (3:02)
4. The Weird Al Show Theme (1:14)
5. Jerry Springer (2:46)
6. Germs (4:38)

7. Polka Power (4:21)
8. Your Horoscope For Today (3:58)
9. It's All About The Pentiums (3:34)
10. Truck Drivin Song (2:27)
11. Grapefruit Diet (3:30)
12. Albuquerque (11:22)

©1999 Volcano Records
Released 06/29/1999

1. Amish Paradise (3:20)
2. Everything You Know Is Wrong (3:47)
3. Cavity Search (4:19)
4. Callin In Sick (3:40)
5. Alternative Polka (4:50)
6. Since You've Been Gone (1:22)
7. Gump (2:10)

8. I'm So Sick Of You (3:26)
9. Syndicated Inc. (3:54)
10. I Remember Larry (3:56)
11. Phony Calls (3:22)
12. The Night Santa Went Crazy (4:01)
12. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version) (4:01)

©1996 Volcano Records
Released 03/12/1996

1. Jurassic Park (3:54)
2. Bedrock Anthem (3:40)
3. Frank's 2000" TV (4:05)
4. Achy Breaky Song (3:23)
5. Traffic Jam (4:01)
6. Talk Soup (4:24)

7. Livin In The Fridge (3:35)
8. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime (4:54)
9. Harvey The Wonder Hamster (0:21)
10. Waffle King (4:25)
11. Bohemian Polka (3:38)
12. Young, Dumb And Ugly (4:24)

©1993 Volcano Records
Released 10/12/1993

1. Smells Like Nirvana (3:41)
2. Trigger Happy (3:41)
3. I Can't Watch This (3:27)
4. Polka Your Eyes Out (3:50)
5. I Was Only Kidding (3:30)
6. The White Stuff (2:42)

7. When I Was Your Age (4:35)
8. Taco Grande (3:38)
9. Airline Army (3:50)
10. The Plumbing Song (4:06
11. You Don't Love Me Anymore (14:12)

©1994 Volcano Records
Released 04/14/1992

1. Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies (3:11)
2. Gandhi II (1:00)
3. Attack Of The Radioactive Hamster (3:28)
4. Isle Thing (3:37)
5. The Hot Rocks Polka (4:51)
6. UHF (3:52)
7. Spam (2:59)

8. Let Me Be Your Hog (0:17)
9. She Drives Like Crazy (3:41)
10. Generic Blues (4:34)
11. Spatula City (1:07)
12. Fun Zone (1:45)
13. The Biggest Ball Of Twine
in Minnesota (6:50)

©1989 Volcano Records
Released 07/25/1989

1. Fat (3:37)
2. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White (5:01)
3. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long (3:37)
4. You Make Me (3:05)
5. I Think I'm A Clone Now (3:15)
6. Lasagna (2:46)

7. Melanie (3:58)
8. Alimony (3:16)
9. Velvet Elvis (4:30)
10. Twister (1:03)
11. Good Old Days (3:21)

©1988 Volcano Records
Released 04/1988

1. Living With A Hernia (3:21)
2. Dog Eat Dog (3:43)
3. Addicted To Spuds (3:51)
4. One Of Those Days (3:19)
5. Polka Party! (3:16)

6. Here's Johnny (3:24)
7. Don't Wear Those Shoes (3:37)
8. Toothless People (3:23)
9. Good Enough For Now (3:03)
10. Christmas At Ground Zero (3:09)

©1986 Volcano Records
Released 10/1986

1. Like A Surgeon (3:33)
2. Dare To Be Stupid (3:26)
3. I Want A New Duck (3:04)
4. One More Minute (4:04)
5. Yoda (4:00)
6. George Of The Jungle (1:05)

7. Slime Creatures From Outer Space (4:24)
8. Girls Just Want To Have Lunch (2:49)
9. This Is The Life (3:06)
10. Cable TV (3:39)
11. Hooked On Polkas (3:52)

©1985 Volcano Records
Released 06/1985

1. Eat It (3:21)
2. Midnight Star (4:35)
3. The Brady Bunch (2:42)
4. Buy Me A Condo (3:53)
5. I Lost On Jeopardy (3:29)
6. Polkas On 45 (4:20)

7. Mr. Popeil (4:43)
8. King Of Suede (4:15)
9. That Boy Could Dance (3:35)
10. Theme From Rocky XIII (3:38)
11. Nature Trail To Hell (5:51)

©1984 Volcano Records
Released 02/1984

1. Ricky (2:37)
2. Gotta Boogie (2:14)
3. I Love Rocky Road (2:36)
4. Buckingham Blues (3:14)
5. Happy Birthday (2:28)
6. Stop Draggin' My Car Around (3:16)

7. My Bologna (2:02)
8. The Check's In The Mail (3:14)
9. Another One Rides The Bus (2:40)
10. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead (3:39)
11. Such A Groovy Guy (3:03)
12. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung (1:55)

©1983 Volcano Records
Released 04/1983